U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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