i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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