Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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