normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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