Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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