11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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