Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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