wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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