I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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