I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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