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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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