Your tits are I can't wait for
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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