i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i dont even know how to be here
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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