Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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