good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
