I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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