dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I see more hoeing in ur future
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