My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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