is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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