He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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