I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Found the puke drawer
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Text me some of your sweat
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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