question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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