Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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