What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
