she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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