Duck Duck Cougar?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
false alarm, still single
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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