Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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