return my video game
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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