Porn is love you can see.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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