Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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