look no pants
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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