They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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