i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I deserve this hangover.
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