Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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