we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize
