Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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