what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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