Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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