sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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