just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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