i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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