We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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