How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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