im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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