Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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