she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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