im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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