Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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