We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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