quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish my penis had a tongue
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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