he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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