Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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