I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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