Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Farmville is her only friend.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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