if i can run in heels then i can drive
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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