How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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