i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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